February 2012
BOSTON! HELP FIND THIS DOG! She was stolen from... →
At 6:45pm yesterday, Pebbles was taken from Whole Foods on Cambridge Street in Beacon Hill and was last seen with these two women. Please keep and eye out for her and share this photo.
Pebbles is a chihuahua mix, so she’s pretty small ~5 pounds. She has big ears, and one lays down (as seen in the pic). She’s super friendly and stands on her hind legs quite often (to beg for...
brb, watching this all day long.
somuchsass:
“Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the reason I have trust...”
– Patriots running back Stevan Ridley
Word.
(via somuchsass)
I FINALLY FEEL LIKE SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS ME
January 2012
Prognosticating camel has eyes for Eli -... →
oh hey it’s past midnight which means you should probably read my article about Princess the Camel, who predicts Super Bowl winners
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anon: haha Taiwan and Singapore mainly, but I'll be in Tokyo and Hong Kong for a night
my friend is doing a Fulbright over there, and she has me listed as her "common law spouse", so I get to go visit lol
anon: she gets an additional stipend to cover a big chunk of my travel
so I'm essentially going to Asia for about as much as it costs to take a train to New York
It means we can't exactly go to gay bars while we're there since our cover would be blown, but it's illegal to be gay over there anyway, so no big!
anon: also, all the gays and hags going cray over Etta James dying. I just wanna pull a Nene Leakes and be like, "Bloop bloop!"...if any one of them can name a song beyond "At Last", I think I would die from shock
WatchBaconator for the win
me: Did you set something on fire?
awkward coworker: I SET THE WORLD ON FIRE