Stoker’s son, Irving Stoker, said that his father claimed Dracula had its genesis ‘in a nightmarish dream after eating too much dressed crab.’ After all, the best gothic novels were supposed to come from nightmares—just look at Frankenstein.

No, Bram Stoker did not model Dracula on Vlad the Impaler

This news distresses me. But this quote is magic. 


too many PSL references, toyota

too many PSL references, toyota


IT’S HERE! My Back Buddy is here! Can’t wait to murder my shoulder ON THE REG

IT’S HERE! My Back Buddy is here! Can’t wait to murder my shoulder ON THE REG








You know those blankets that were on your friend’s grandma’s couch in 1989? (When she was willing to take the plastic off for company) that’s what I’m wearing right now #OperationPoncho

You know those blankets that were on your friend’s grandma’s couch in 1989? (When she was willing to take the plastic off for company) that’s what I’m wearing right now #OperationPoncho